Sunday, July 31, 2005

Monday Mail Watch

Of course, the Daily Mail does loads to promote racial harmony doesn't it?


Terrorism and racist murders wont keep Diana off the front page, no siree!

Why have an inquiry to prove she had a bun in the oven when you could just call up the Express news desk?

Yet another rag calling for the 'human rights act' to be scrapped. Idiots.

Friday, July 29, 2005


This is an exclusive image shared between ITV News and the Daily Mail.

We're not in Brum anymore Toto.

The world has gone mad. Twisters in Birmingham and I've just heard the Monkees on Radio 1. Strange.

Thursday, July 28, 2005


Express Watch

I'm glad that in this time of 'war' we still get our dose of Diana Murder stories!

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Guilty by association?

See the wording?
'Their families came here...' '...and how do they repay us?'
Tarring people with the same brush is wrong DM. Your founder was a buddy of Hitler, does that make you a Nazi newspaper?

This has to be contender for one of the most hateful front pages this year.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Express Watch

'... and vice versa', think the Express editorial team.

From Cheeks


I've always said that people who wave the national flag unessesarily don't derserve the right to do so. The Express have gone all Fox News and put the Union Flag on the front page.

Least of our worries?

Monday, July 25, 2005


Sunday, July 24, 2005

DM Message Board

Daily Mail vs. Italians

Read on-line, also check out the new 'reader comments' on the site. I think we might have to infiltrate that feature!

I do think it's rather silly of Inter Milan to cancel their thrashings of Crystal Palace, Norwich and Portsmouth but I imagine they'll go to the beach instead. oh well, it's as good an excuse as any for a little bit of racism isn't it?

Saturday, July 23, 2005


Friday, July 22, 2005


Thursday, July 21, 2005

More Classic Comedy from the Mail


Are you a Hero now if you commit war crimes? Cause if so Slobodan Milosevic is the most courageous man in recent history.

Fucks sake, what difference does it make that they're being charged'just two weeks after the London bombings'? If they've committed a crime then they must be tried. Full Stop.

Do these rags not see what a farce they make of what 'Our Boys' are fighting for if we let people get away with murder?

The Scum is peddling the same line too.

One is not a Hero if found guilty of manslaughter, inhuman treatment of persons, actual bodily harm, neglecting to perform a duty or negligently performing a duty.


p.s. Nice hat Lizzy.

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

It's YOUR Fault

Best Line: "Sheik living on benefits" - that's classic comedy in it's self.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Preachers of Hate?

Let's start by throwing out the DE & DM shall we?

If you'd like the real story see here. He didn't know he was invited and he has no plans to come.

Facts? who needs facts!

Wassup Doc?

I can see my Doctor any time I fancy a trip to the algarve!

I'm very surprised the DM didn't make more of the Royal Threesome!

Ban Everything Ever

How about banning sensationalist rags owned by pornographers?

Monday, July 18, 2005

no shit, sherlock

Friday, July 15, 2005


Todays question; Why does no one stick up for the White, Middle Class, Wife Loving and Home Owning Man any more?

Thank God the Daily Mail is here.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005


I find it intresting, nay expected; that the papers are prepared to announce this as a suicide attack even though the police still will not confirm it. Only the FT goes with 'suspected suicide attacks'.

The DM headline writer today seems to think (s)he is writing a trailer for a shit action movie.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Gung Ho Joe's told to stay out of london.

Londoners Pleased

Monday, July 11, 2005


3,000 poeple trained by a 70 year old man with kidney problems in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan. You'd think if there were 3000 people being trained we'd be able to find out where?

Sunday, July 10, 2005


Saturday, July 09, 2005


Friday, July 08, 2005


This mask picture freaks me out.

The Mail predicts the number of dead is 52, official figures are 38.
Just 1 is too many.

The Star never let cold, hard, facts get in the way of a good BASTARD front page.

1. The Met are keen to point out that there is no evidence as yet that this was the work of suicide bombers. They are also quick to point out that they have no official work as to who carried out these sickening acts of violence.

2. 60 Dead? It was 38 last time I checked. Do they WANT it to go up? I dont.

3. Ken Bigley's killers. What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

The Star has gone beyond reproach with this page.

Comments are open.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

ohhhh big colour pictures

Express Watch

Have we got to put up Olympic bollocks till 2012 now?

And what do we beat the world in? Killing our royals?

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Borderline Racism?

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Express Rubbish

Notice the express don't show a picture of your friendly bobby beating the shit out of someone with their batons?

They also fail to mention the thousands of people who protested peacefully.


My resonponses from top left to bottom right.

Not Much of a secret now is it Spencer?


It's like weed but without the munchies.

He's in prison now, what more do you want?

Posh? Olympics? I don't care for either of them.

Monday, July 04, 2005

Killer Yobs

A new bread of yobs is hitting our high street.


On first view I thought this said Lotus. How would a sports car destroy a family?

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Don't count your chickens.....

So I thought I'd fixed the problem, well I did. But something else happened and apparently it wasn't me so it's being fixed. Well it would be fixed but this morning I got hit with the bill for the extra bandwidth. So it's a no go for a week or so.

So I'm afraid you'll have to put up with this site for now. Sorry.

Cheeks & Guy - please email me on my gmail account if you want to be added as users to this temp site.