Wednesday, July 13, 2005

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I find it intresting, nay expected; that the papers are prepared to announce this as a suicide attack even though the police still will not confirm it. Only the FT goes with 'suspected suicide attacks'.

The DM headline writer today seems to think (s)he is writing a trailer for a shit action movie.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Phil said...

Haha, that headline goes well with the DVD push. I can just see the comic strip presenting this.

7/13/2005 08:15:00 am  
Anonymous nate said...

I can just hear Don LaFontaine reading that over the trailer, exposions going off all over the place, Bruce Willis climbs up from the rubble and just says.. "Yipee Kay Aye.."

7/13/2005 08:30:00 am  
Anonymous Ed said...

My favorite part is the ...

7/13/2005 08:34:00 am  
Anonymous Dobbin said...

Utterly british streets? are there streets that are only part british?

7/13/2005 08:49:00 am  
Anonymous nate said...

Well, the Scum has gone one better than the Mail and published a whole load of stuff that is total bullshit.

See here

7/13/2005 08:59:00 am  
Blogger littlemissprincess_86 said...

I wish I was a sub at the DM, I'd have done the only headline that would have shifted their DVD at the same time: SOME MOTHERS DO 'AVE 'EM

7/13/2005 10:57:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE COMPLETELY INVISIBLE SUPER SCARY DANGEROUS EXTRA KILLING POWER ALIENS FROM..

NEXT DOOR!

7/13/2005 11:55:00 am  
Anonymous Paul Dacre said...

The headline is a bit subdued. The original was going to be. KILLERS IN OUR MIDST-SUSPECT EVERYONE WITH DARK SKIN AND A RUCKSACK-VOTE TORY FOR A SAFER BRITIAN.

7/13/2005 12:51:00 pm  
Anonymous Nick Burbidge said...

The Mail regularly has headlines that sound like B-movies titles and taglines. My favourites from the recent past are (from memory): Tax Attack on the Middle Classes!, Housing Market Set to Explode! and Milly's Dark Secret (a particularly lurid/salacious non-story about whether Milly Dowler had an internet boyfriend). Even the headlines on your site seem to read like The Thing from Another World; ie: 3,000 Trained for Terror and "It was a scene from hell. God knows how many people died down there." If I was directly affected by the bombs (or Milly Dowler's parents) I would sue the bastards for maliciously causing distress.

7/13/2005 01:42:00 pm  
Blogger Stephen Newton said...

"Utterly British" is very self conscious. They’re too aware that revenge attacks on Muslims are happening and that they could easily be part blamed for that.

7/13/2005 02:02:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of all the fking people, it's the DM that ha benefited from the bombing, lookout for more intereting reads in comming day, weeks, years , fking blow the DM !

7/13/2005 04:45:00 pm  
Blogger Olly said...

Not all terrorists are illegal immigrants!? What a shock!

7/13/2005 05:59:00 pm  

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