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Have we got to put up Olympic bollocks till 2012 now?
And what do we beat the world in? Killing our royals?
And what do we beat the world in? Killing our royals?
posted by BigDaddyMerk at 7/07/2005 07:58:00 am
posted by BigDaddyMerk at 7/07/2005 07:58:00 am
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Yes. The police know the truth. She died in a car crash as a result of being driven too fast by an over the limit Chauffer whilst not wearing a seatbelt. The police know the truth. MI5 knows the truth. Joe public knows the truth. Everbody knows the truth except the bloody DE.
Britain Beats the world. A heady return to the days of empire. And without sarcasm I say Good. Lets do it well and be proud. Yes the money could be spent on education, health, poverty. But thats invariably true. Sometimes you need art, sometimes you need to go to the moon, sometimes you need grand folly. And hell, were the fourth richest country in the world - lets go shopping.
Britain beats the world. Oh joy. Overnight war has ended, Poverty is history, The hoody wearing asylum seeking gypsy scum have reformed. The world has been made perfect by the triumphant British olympic bid.
Except, except, still the Dianna mystery blights our glorious nation.
Is it me or has the Express trancended to a whole new level of complete Bollocks?
Merk - you'd make a mint with special "Sick of the Olympics" tshirts rush printed already!
I'd buy one.
In other news: if the police are so fucking overstretched, why do the 'Daily's keep bringing this up?
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