posted by BigDaddyMerk at 7/26/2005 06:09:00 am
Q.Whats worse than a suicide bomber?A. A benifit scrounger, apparently.
Yup, 7 bullets in the back of all council house owners and the war on terror is won.
TEN new ways to conquer insomnia? Well all I've got so far is the Daily Mail...
Ban council houses; bring back affluent city-type bombers.
"Hello, before we let you have a council flat we need to ask you a couple of questions. Are you a terrorist?""No""Do you swear holy jihad on America and it's allies?""No""Well then, here's the keys to your flat Mr. Hassan Omar. Glad we cleared that one up"
Apply the 250 volt shock to the genitals and you soon forget about your neck pain
What ! No DVD to make us all laugh.
They must have been miffed when they saw the near identical Sun headline this morning. D'oh!Now excuse me, I must go away and panic about my contraception...
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