Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Least of our worries?

8 Comments:

Anonymous Rich and employed (luckily) said...

Q.Whats worse than a suicide bomber?
A. A benifit scrounger, apparently.

7/26/2005 06:50:00 am  
Anonymous Dobbin said...

Yup, 7 bullets in the back of all council house owners and the war on terror is won.

7/26/2005 06:51:00 am  
Blogger littlemissprincess_86 said...

TEN new ways to conquer insomnia? Well all I've got so far is the Daily Mail...

7/26/2005 08:48:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ban council houses; bring back affluent city-type bombers.

7/26/2005 09:25:00 am  
Anonymous Phillip J Fry said...

"Hello, before we let you have a council flat we need to ask you a couple of questions. Are you a terrorist?"
"No"
"Do you swear holy jihad on America and it's allies?"
"No"
"Well then, here's the keys to your flat Mr. Hassan Omar. Glad we cleared that one up"

7/26/2005 11:01:00 am  
Blogger johnnyh said...

Apply the 250 volt shock to the genitals and you soon forget about your neck pain

7/26/2005 01:31:00 pm  
Anonymous Phil said...

What ! No DVD to make us all laugh.

7/26/2005 06:32:00 pm  
Blogger S said...

They must have been miffed when they saw the near identical Sun headline this morning. D'oh!

Now excuse me, I must go away and panic about my contraception...

7/26/2005 07:24:00 pm  

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