"Hello, before we let you have a council flat we need to ask you a couple of questions. Are you a terrorist?" "No" "Do you swear holy jihad on America and it's allies?" "No" "Well then, here's the keys to your flat Mr. Hassan Omar. Glad we cleared that one up"
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Q.Whats worse than a suicide bomber?
A. A benifit scrounger, apparently.
Yup, 7 bullets in the back of all council house owners and the war on terror is won.
Ban council houses; bring back affluent city-type bombers.
"Hello, before we let you have a council flat we need to ask you a couple of questions. Are you a terrorist?"
"No"
"Do you swear holy jihad on America and it's allies?"
"No"
"Well then, here's the keys to your flat Mr. Hassan Omar. Glad we cleared that one up"
What ! No DVD to make us all laugh.
They must have been miffed when they saw the near identical Sun headline this morning. D'oh!
Now excuse me, I must go away and panic about my contraception...
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